Do androids dream of one-eyed, mutant, space pilots? And after dreaming about them, are they willing to sell those space pilots on the interplanetary black market as pets? And once they sell them, as pets to a distant culture that seeks glory by winning the Westministeria Pet Show, are the space pilots’ friends prepared to save said space pilots from being named “Best of Breed”? Ask no further. All of your silly questions will soon be answered.
Also: When Kif Kroker earns a promotion, Zapp Brannigan takes extreme measures to make sure Kif’s new command becomes his last patrol.
by Rogers, Kazaleh, Lloyd, and Pepoy