It’s the most horrifying time of the year again as the gang at Planet Express prepare for the robot Santa Claus’ annual “slay” ride. But President Nixon’s head has announced that Santa’s been reprogrammed to be nice this Xmas, and to prove it, the robot’s going to deliver presents to anybody willing to await his arrival in Times Square on Xmas Eve. Has Santa really changed his evil ways? Or is there a plot afoot more insidious than a movie by Oliver Stone’s head? And what does all this have to do with Bender winning a lifetime supply of Olde Fortran? Find out who’s really being naughty and nice!
by Rogers, Lloyd, Steere, Morse, Novin