Because George Bush demanded it! Remember the old days up on the mountain with just the family, good vittles, songs, and warm cider? Well, Grampa Simpsons doesn't either, but he's willing to make it up! Come back to Simpsons' Mountain where the Depression ain't quite so depressin'! It's the year-end yuck-filled yarn of yore you've been yearning for!
by Trainor, Morrison, Gladden, Bavington