To wit, we submit a portrait of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: savvy businessman, aggressive salesman, tenacious newsstand protector, and purveyor of fine expired meats. It was only a matter of time until his talents were recognized by a certain Springfield super-capitalist. See the cruel side of convenience when Mr. Burns drafts Apu to the big leagues to manage the Mega-Kwik-E Super Store! Will the power, money, and long-sought respect and acceptance make Apu's heart become as cold as the Squishees sold in bulk on aisle 27?
by Glasberg, Gladden, Harkins