In this corner, wearing the extremely poor fitting spandex outfit...HOMER J. SIMPSON! And in the opposite corner, sporting ferocious expressions and wanton bloodlust...EVERYONE ELSE! Prepare yourself for a battle royale with cheese as Homer J. throws his fat into the ring in a quest to become the wrasslin' champeen of all Springfield! Watch in awe as Homer leaps from the top rope, administers backbreakers, and goes from palooka to the next Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka! Prepare yourself for flying headbutts of hilarity and cranial crunches of comedy as Homer Simpson takes the mantle of CAPTAIN SLAMTASTIC!
by Rosenthal, Ortiz, Bavington, Morrison