Synopsis

Many children have walked the hallowed halls of Springfield Elementary during its celebrated history, and many a story has yet to be told. From the thrilling sports victories to the promise of over hundred valedictory speeches to the long forgotten disciplinary paddlings, this stately institution is rife with unspoken secrets kept and contained in a place so ominous, so influential, so indestructible, that no one dare speak of it. Come with us now, if you dare, as Principal Skinner takes you into the inner sanctum of Springfield Elementary and reveals for the first time..."Untold Tales of the Permanent Record File!"

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