You're roaring through Springfield on a bus packed with explosives, screaming kids, and a non-supportive Magic 8-ball. Jackie Chan is busy and Keanu won't even return your calls. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?? You get Bartholomew J. Simpson, America's newest (and shortest) action hero! Prepare yourself for a dish of disaster with a slice of terror served to you courtesy of Sideshow Bob! So keep your hands on the wheel and take those turns wide because Springfield's gettin' ready for rush hour!
by Hammersley, Greenwald, Ortiz, Angell, Bavington